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ancord: meky patmum e` _Im yerkrord zoqanchy arajin zoqanchic ymbrnogh e. Arajin harvacic haskanum e ))))))))
ruziks: xexch zoqanchner....................
ruziks: 10 REASONS WHY ARMENIANS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS............ 1. 8:45 am is too early for us to be up. 2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights. 3. Pretty people on the plane distract us. 4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. 5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there. 6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down. 7. We would ALL want to fly the plane. 8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane. 9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it. 10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
ancord: Ruz, hayeren targmani` menq el haskananq(indz nkati unem)))))))))
ruziks: 10 PATCHAR INCHU HAYERE CHEN KAROX LINEL TERORIST...... 1. 8:45 der shat shut e artun linelu hamar 2. Menq misht ushanum enq, menq angam bac ktoxnenq 4 hat trichq... 3. Hacheli mardik inqnatirum mer ushadrutyune kshexen 4. Menq kxosenq shat barjr ev ushadrutyun kgravenq 5. Inqnatirum arajarkac uteliqi ev xmichqi het /ogtveluc/, menq kmorananq te inch npatakov enq ayntex 6.Menq kxosenq mer dzerqerov, moranalov nra masin vor paytuciqe /zenqe/ petq e nerqev pahenq.... 7./Ay ays meke chgitem chisht em haskanum te che/ Menq BOLORS kuzenanq trchel inqnatirov 8. Menq ksksenq hakacharel ev kriv anel inqnatirum 9.Menq chenq karox pahel gaxtninqer, menq hastat mek shabat araj arden mekin patmatc klinenq aneliqi masin 10. Menq kpakcnenq mer droshe patuhanin....
ancord: mersi, lav er)))))
Narine: Meke gnuma hasarakaz tun, asuma boyov, erkar , uxix votkerov, dexin mazerov, kapuyt achkerov, eresin mez xalov axchik em uzum... Es ashxatoxn asuma' lsi, du lav el jhashak unes, mer amenalav, kes jame mek tarvox Piso-yin es uzum... Kanchuma 'Piso, Piso... Pison galisa, es marde teviz brnum asuma' knik, haskazank, vor gorzi es, bayz ari inz u en erexekin haz tur utenk, sovaz merank...
Angelina: mdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Narine: Mi hat mard harbaz, mi kerp mtnuma tun, haziv pate brnum kangnuma, vor chnkni... Et mijozin axchike vazelov tuxte zere galisa, te 'papa, papa, mi hat titer ches nkari? Es harbaze jxaynazaz tekvum asuma' himi papan es sax gorze toxni kez titer nkari????
Narine: Meke enkeruhiya tanum tun, tane tutaka unenum, es tutake anharmar artahaytutyunnera anum, es mardun amotova toxnum enkeruhu mot... Myus angam mi urish axchika berum tun, tutakin dnuma sarnarane, vor chxangari... Vorosh jamanak heto es axchike gnuma sarnaraniz jur berelu, bazum asuma' vaaay, tutak... Es saraz tutake jxaynazaz tekvuma asuma' to ay himar, el tutak mnaz?Arden Pingvin em darel ...
Narine: Meke gnuma siruhu tan motere, tesnuma siruhu erexen xaxuma, motenum asuma' balik jan, ar kez kaka, maman tanna? Asuma' ha... Harznuma' balik jan ar kez mi hat el kaka, papan tanna? Asuma ' ha... Jxaynazaz asuma' het tur kakas, her anizhazh...
FASHIONGIRL: Abarancin nstuma dzi,asuma terd merni gitutyun
Elya: Priveeeeeet Nvadr jan,vay vonc chei tesel,vor stex grum es:))))))) Vonc es???
SvanS: Elya գրում է: Priveeeeeet Nvadr jan tesnes Elyan um nkati uner FASHIONGIRL -in ?????
Elya: Ha SvanS jan iran nkati inei:)
SvanS: aha canotner eq ha? uraxem ))
FASHIONGIRL: Vay El jan lav em:)))) Ba du? De mi banel du patmi uraxananq,ok? :))))
FASHIONGIRL: Ha SvanS jan canotner enq!!!:))) Karanq qo hetel canotner linenq!!!:))))
Angelina: На обочине лежит дохлая кошка. Мальчик спрашивает маму: - Что с ней случилось? - Она умерла и отправилась на небо к боженьке. - А боженька, что, выкинул её обратно?
Angelina: Надпись на двери косметологического салона: "Входите, не стесняйтесь - нас ни чем не испугаешь!"
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